Yup, you read the title. It's 1996 and things are getting... a little out of hand! Apparently this random woman named Monica Lewinsky gave.. a favor.. with her mouth.. to our president.. BILL CLINTON? I'm not gonna lie though.. She is a baddie! Here's some fire bomb pictures of her sexiness below! I honestly think he did.. I mean, his wife Hillary? Sheesh.. I defecated prettier faces than hers! And I eat Taco Bell!
Anyway, the newest Mario game called Super Mario 64 JUST came out and I'm so freaking hyped oh my god, the graphics look like real life and you can do ANYTHING. I might just never go outside again the way this game has you freely roaming any place at any time! Why ever go outside anyway? I can't jump, collect coins, stomp on goombas and collect stars while saving my oh so beautiful Princess Peach in real life!
Well, I'm gonna get back to playing Mario! Don't disturb me..
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