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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Music Weekly: 'Tater Haters' by Fred Figglehorn

Where to even begin... let's start with a simple "Oh my gammit."

In this increasingly digital age, it can be hard to find music that speaks to the more simple pleasures in life, say, the humble potato?

Fred Figglehorn, played by Mississippi native Lucas Cruikshank, hits us with yet another smash hit. The premise? Ostracizing those who dislike potatoes!

Fred Figglehorn, played by Mississippi native Lucas Cruikshank, stated at a recent jaundice awareness fundraiser that he plans to keep the hits coming. Let's hope he keeps his promise.


'Tater Haters' is available on Spotify and Bandcamp now.

Thursday, August 9, 2001

Nixon and the Watergate Scandal // New smash bros game!

Information Friday!

Hey gang! I just learned about a really scary event that happened with none other than... RICHARD NIXON?! I had no idea about this! I was sitting my fat ass in high school, when suddenly my teacher started to talk all about the Watergate Scandal.


The Watergate scandal was a political scandal in the United States during the 1970s. It began with the burglary and wiretapping of the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate office complex in Washington, D.C. on June 17, 1972, by operatives linked to President Richard Nixon's reelection campaign. The scandal escalated when it was revealed that Nixon and his administration had attempted to cover up their involvement in the break-in and other illegal activities. This led to a series of investigations by Congress and the media.

The scandal ultimately resulted in the resignation of President Nixon on August 9, 1974, becoming the only U.S. president to resign from office. Several of Nixon's top aides were convicted of crimes related to the scandal, and Nixon himself was pardoned by his successor, President Gerald Ford, to avoid further legal proceedings. The Watergate scandal had a lasting impact on American politics, leading to reforms aimed at increasing transparency and accountability in government.

This information had me BLEW AWAY! I was like: WOAH!!! That's crazy.


Anyways, I also just heard about the new smash bros game coming out! Apparently Mario's gonna be in it, so I'm pumped! I just wanted to share this information for anyone who didn't know! Anyways, I gotta go clean the baseboards in the house! Jackson: signing out!

Monday, September 11, 2000

What the Hell Happened?! // Which One is Better?

 

So, I was getting ready for school, finished up my Sir Grapefellow. Turn on Cartoon Network to watch Courage the Cowardly dog... THEN I SEE THE FREAKING TWIN TOWERS BLOWING UP?!?!? What the H.E double hockey sticks happened? I hope everyone is okay.. honestly the only person I can imagine doing this is Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7! Only he can do something this evil..






Anyway, my mom brought me 3 GameCube games but I can only get one since my grades are fucking horrible. I'm not sure which one is the best game though! Can anyone please help?




Wednesday, July 17, 1996

Did Monica Lewinsky really give Bill Clinton a blowjob? // NEW MARIO GAME

Yup, you read the title. It's 1996 and things are getting... a little out of hand! Apparently this random woman named Monica Lewinsky gave.. a favor.. with her mouth.. to our president.. BILL CLINTON? I'm not gonna lie though.. She is a baddie! Here's some fire bomb pictures of her sexiness below! I honestly think he did.. I mean, his wife Hillary? Sheesh.. I defecated prettier faces than hers! And I eat Taco Bell! 

 





Anyway, the newest Mario game called Super Mario 64 JUST came out and I'm so freaking hyped oh my god, the graphics look like real life and you can do ANYTHING. I might just never go outside again the way this game has you freely roaming any place at any time! Why ever go outside anyway? I can't jump, collect coins, stomp on goombas and collect stars while saving my oh so beautiful Princess Peach in real life!





Well, I'm gonna get back to playing Mario! Don't disturb me..






Saturday, August 4, 1984

The Story Behind Prince & Michael Jackson's Rivalry

Thriller vs. Purple Rain: The Battle of Pop Icons

In 1984, the music world was captivated by two towering albums: Prince's "Purple Rain" and Michael Jackson's "Thriller." Both albums not only defined the careers of their creators but also set new standards for artistic achievement in the music industry. While "Thriller" was actually released in late 1982, its influence and chart dominance spilled over into the mid-80s, making a direct comparison with "Purple Rain" both timely and relevant.

Purple Rain (1984)

"Purple Rain," released as both an album and a film, showcased Prince's unique ability to blend rock, R&B, pop, and funk into a seamless whole. The album was a soundtrack to the film of the same name and included hits like "When Doves Cry" and "Let's Go Crazy," both of which highlighted Prince's eclectic style and musical virtuosity. "Purple Rain" was not just an album; it was a comprehensive audio-visual experience that offered a deeply personal glimpse into Prince's enigmatic world.

 Quincy Jones

On the other hand, "Thriller," produced by Quincy Jones, was a masterclass in production and pop craftsmanship. Michael Jackson's ability to crossover into multiple musical styles, from the rock-inflected "Beat It" to the smooth R&B of "Human Nature," made "Thriller" a groundbreaking album. Its iconic music videos, especially for the tracks "Thriller" and "Billie Jean," revolutionized the music video medium, turning it into an essential tool for music promotion and an art form in its own right.


Celebrating the Audience | HowlRound Theatre Commons

Both albums had a profound impact on pop culture. "Thriller" became the best-selling album of all time, a title it still holds, and its influence on music, dance, and fashion continues to resonate. Michael Jackson's meticulously choreographed dance moves and distinctive style made him an international icon.

"Purple Rain" solidified Prince's status as a multi-dimensional artist capable of complete control over his music and public persona. The album's success catapulted him to superstardom, allowing him to maintain a high level of creative control over his work. Prince's influence extended beyond music into the realms of fashion and cinema, breaking barriers with his androgynous and mysterious persona.

Nas, DJ Premier, Q-Tip, and Large Professor during the recording of  Illmatic : r/HipHopImages

While "Thriller" enjoyed unprecedented commercial success, "Purple Rain" also achieved significant commercial acclaim, selling over 25 million copies worldwide. Each album produced a string of hits that are still celebrated and widely listened to today. However, the sheer scale of "Thriller's" success—with it claiming 37 weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 chart—sets it apart in the annals of music history.

Comparing "Purple Rain" and "Thriller" highlights the unique contributions of two of the most talented artists of the 20th century. Both albums showcase the heights of musical innovation and cultural influence that can be achieved through vision, talent, and passion. While "Thriller" might edge out "Purple Rain" in terms of sales and global reach, Prince's work offers a more complex exploration of personal and artistic identity. Both remain monumental achievements, each brilliant in its own right, continuing to inspire artists and fans around the world.

Friday, May 21, 1971

Music Weekly: Marvin Gaye "What's Going On"

What's Going On (album) - Wikipedia

It's honestly just not that fucking good. Hope he delivers something better with his next release.

Sunday, November 22, 1970

 JFK DEAD!?!

John F. Kennedy - Wikipedia

Hello folks. It has come to my attention that our president John F. Kennedy has DIED

Talk about a real bruh moment 

Certified Bruh Moment Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window  Bumper Sticker 5"

Terbik... signing outNow that's a bruh moment : r/ProgrammerHumor